I'm Ryan and I like astrology
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disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.



Track: Slow
Artist: Kylie

hollabackqirl:

louisemoji:

when the whole squads on point

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are we looking at the same picture???? do you need a trip to pearle vision?

wilderwuff:

a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit

elcomfortador:

Bowser in drag, in case you were wondering. See more here.

amerlcanscareparel:

u call me dumb?? i have straight A

u call me lame??? i am cool ass heck B)

u call me gay????? well

spankmehardbarry:

omgs:

*daddy rips dick off and throws it*

"go fetch :)"

me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes* 

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