geizler:

[danny devito voice] charlie

Daddy: you be a good girl while Daddy's at work princess okay
Me: okies Daddy, but... um
Daddy: spit it out baby I'm gonna be late
Me: I haven't had cummys all week...
Daddy: I am aware...
Me: ... I'm squishy Daddy
Daddy: and?
Me: *wriggles* can I has them please Daddy. Can I cum please
Daddy: I want you to edge all day babygirl and if your panties are wet enough when I get home then I'll think about letting you cum
Me: *whines* *whimpers* *gets wet*
Daddy: have a great day princess *kisses my head*
gookgod: all yall goin to hell
christos:

Bo Develius by Marcelo Krasilcic for Visual Tales Magazine (V12)

christos:

Bo Develius by Marcelo Krasilcic for Visual Tales Magazine (V12)

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

yvzmin:

"life is a gift!"

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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

kimpissible:

teacher: okay class we are going to go around and introduce ourselves

me: image