I'm Ryan and I like astrology
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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

fakeho:

why did god make me a horny slut 

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

vvankinq:

Good job Phyllis raising awareness of ALS

monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

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memeluvr2:

no money

no family

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meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you
  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

bongsniffer:

not asbestos-related but wow. had to reblog.