[danny devito voice] charlie

Daddy: you be a good girl while Daddy's at work princess okay
Me: okies Daddy, but... um
Daddy: spit it out baby I'm gonna be late
Me: I haven't had cummys all week...
Daddy: I am aware...
Me: ... I'm squishy Daddy
Daddy: and?
Me: *wriggles* can I has them please Daddy. Can I cum please
Daddy: I want you to edge all day babygirl and if your panties are wet enough when I get home then I'll think about letting you cum
Me: *whines* *whimpers* *gets wet*
Daddy: have a great day princess *kisses my head*
gookgod: all yall goin to hell

Bo Develius by Marcelo Krasilcic for Visual Tales Magazine (V12)


Bo Develius by Marcelo Krasilcic for Visual Tales Magazine (V12)


Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

creepypasta time


the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide


the new assassin’s creed looks great


"life is a gift!"



Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself


teacher: okay class we are going to go around and introduce ourselves

me: image